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“When I was sixteen, all I wanted to do was crack skulls and fuck women” - Neil Patrick Harris.
“If life gives you lemons, get drunk” - Oprah Winfrey.
“If you’re ever unsure about something, have a shot of vodka, then ask yourself again” - Margaret Thatcher.
“Get drunk first, ask questions later” - Mahatma Gandhi.
